Really, anything but Ginevra would do. I get that enough from my mum and brothers.
Mostly anything by the Weird Sisters, but if I had to choose one by them it’d be Magic Works. It just kinda… transports me, if you know what I mean.
Ooh Malfoy your hair is so beautiful so perfectly coifed and platinum blond how does it get like that but you know what my favorite part of it is your stupid evil-villian-handlebar-mustache no one but me seems able to see you know what would go perfectly with that? a bowler hat. you should get a bowler hat. and a monacle.
This is very amusing…. :)
Shut up, Girl Weasel!
Two can play at this game… or… eh I mean, four can play at this game! Ha!
Here’s a ridiculous edited picture of oh, wait, that’s not edited:
Someone edited silly glasses on you, Lovegood! So there.
And this. Which exists. For some reason:
You really want to go there? Fine.
^ Essence of Malfoy
^ Amusing for all parties involved
^ You can’t spell Draco Malfoy without Drama
^ I know this isn’t really funny, but I’m just amazed at how spot-on this artist is.
^ And I’m just going to leave this one here.
ginnyofhogwarts replied to your post: Wha- Merlin’s beard. Do you…
I was speaking in more general terms - as in, my entire family is a herd of monkeys. Except for me, of course.No no; of course you wouldn’t fall in the monkey category, Gin.
You’re just the jungle child that was raised by apes. Can’t be sure which is worse if we’re going by those descriptions though.
I’m ok with being an ape. Come ‘ere Gin, lemme check your hair for bugs.
At least I don’t fling my poop at people. You two, on the other hand, have done something of the like several times as I recall.
That would be perfect! I hope Neville’s alright… He’s such a sweet boy, I’d hate for him to feel bullied… And I hope you didn’t do too much damage to the young man who tripped him…
Oh, no, nothing more than a bruise or two and a couple of scratches. It was more aimed toward leaving a mental imprint. Maybe it’s just that Neville seems like an easy target, other than that I have no idea why he’s always the butt of pranks and jokes.
Okay, see you there!
The truly terrifying part of what you just said is that Weasel evidently described my backside at one point in time. You’re right, I might /actually/ run.
Hey, whatever it takes. I’m sure Ron wouldn’t be opposed to some homoerotic insinuations if it gets rid of you for good. Y’know, for the good of all, and all that heroic martyr stuff.
I saw Harry and Ron and their friends using this… blog thing? And - when Ron wouldn’t - Hermione taught me how to do the spell, so here I am!
She’s really much nicer than Ron makes her out to be. Not at all snobby.
So, yeah, I have a lot of free time being just a second-year, and people seem rather interested in Hogwarts. I’m willing to answer any questions you have! :)
